A government of all the talents

Petition #2 for 2011: George Orwell to be resurrected using DNA genetic cloning techniques and made Minister of Truth and Justice in a new government 'of all the talents'.  John Maynard Keynes would be Chancellor of the Exchequer and Mary Wollstonecraft Education Secretary.  Charlie Chaplin would be Arts Minister and Charles Dickens Home Secretary.  The Foreign Secretary would be Jane Austen and the Secretary of State for Health Florence Nightingale.  Other ministerial nominees to follow.