Sunday 13 February 2011

Pussy law

Cats have rights.  Principally they have the right to roam freely across gardens and other domestic borders, excluding entry inside houses, without let or hindrance.  This ancient feline freedom is dependent neither on the cat's age, breed, colouration nor character. There is no aesthetic caveat in pussy law and it is not the case that cute kittens have carte blanche to roam at will whilst decrepit and smelly old toms must endure restrictions on their peregrinations.  Cats are entitled to freedom of movement, freedom of association, and freedom to meow.  Simply put, cats can come and go as they please.  It's all there in the thirteenth century Magna Cat Charter.

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